Wednesday, September 17, 2014

WANTED - CAREER MINDED MONKS



 You can tell if a jurisdiction like the regurgitated Milan Synod, aka "Autonomous Orthodox Metropolia of North and South America and the British Isles" is vagante when they post an ad looking for monks on one of their websites. Aside from the excessively long name they now go by, and their huge presence on the internet* they are an extremely small group – just a handful of people. This is the main reason why they are desperate to fill their ranks and why they're not above scraping the bottom of the barrel in ordaining their clergy. They ask no hard questions and require no canonical releases of anyone wanting to join them as clergy. No one is ever excommunicated, they always just leave of their own accord
* thanks to their #1 propagandist Joseph (Brew Deacon) Suaiden,and other characters such as Enoch (Emonk) Fetter and Symeon (Angry Bird) Bar (?...well, OK) Yohanan and recently added acolyte Nathan (Prophet Reader) Lee Lewis,



      "Come and See…The Sacred Orthodox Metropolia is a missionary minded community dedicated to reaching out to all persons of West European background"
               Does this mean whites only ?  
       This all somehow reminds me of a quote by Joseph Goebbels,   the Nazi propaganda minister...
"The essential English leadership secret does not depend on particular intelligence. Rather, it depends on a remarkably stupid thick-headedness. The English follow the principle that when one lies, one should lie big, and stick to it. They keep up their lies, even at the risk of looking ridiculous."
  SEEMS AS THOUGH THEY HAVE REMOVED THE WEBSITE, HOWEVER IT CAN STILL BE SEEN  HERE:
https://web.archive.org/web/20140101191801/http://www.holynameabbey.org/vocations.htm
 THIS IS THE ORIGINAL LINK:
  http://holynameabbey.org/vocations.htm 


















    

Saturday, September 13, 2014

YOUR A GOOD MAN GUNGA DIN



This from Suaiden's "THE SIGNORA" Blog
or as I like to call it.
THE SIESTA
"Sick of talking about Minas Christie and Joanna Higginbotham
Just another pair of heretics. Hope their Bishops take care of their issues before they’re too late."


So now we're heretic's! Seems anyone who doesn't agree with his agenda's are heretics.
 MAY GOD PROTECT US FROM THE GREAT ONE'S RIGHTEOUS WRATH





Wednesday, September 10, 2014

NOT THAT TIME AGAIN . . .



 Clearly frustrated that the jig is up regurgitated Milan synod Metropolitan John Lobue : "I’m just shocked at the ignorance"

 Regurgitated Milan Synod Spin Doctor Joseph Suaiden regurgitating : “They don’t care, Vladika. This is what they do– they lie. A lot. And they keep it up for a long time. I think I’m going to write a refutation in an editorial on NFTU.”
So what else is new ?

Clearly frustrated Regurgitated Milan Synod Metropolitan John LoBue: “Do that, Father. And take care of this ridiculous claim of the naming of the monastery,”
Yes Joe, think, think and spin another likely story



Tuesday, September 9, 2014

ATTENTION : PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE



From our pal and yours,The Brew Deacon. The official regurgitated Milan Synod's Beer Taster,  Soccer Analyst, and Spin Doctor, The Great One himself, Mr. Joseph Mahomond Swaydyn


Yes, he tried calling us to his idea of repentance, really he did, but we didn't listen, and now, we are all condemned to burn in hell as heretic's for not honoring the Great Unifier and Teacher, and Cyber Stalker, THE GREAT SUAIDEN !!!





Monday, September 8, 2014

I LOVE BEER !

THE BREW DEACON : I LOVE BEER . . .



 This from Joe's Twitter account...

Posted by
Posted on
August 9, 2014

"Boy I love beer"


"A good strong natty daddy makes all the difference."





And apparently he also loves wine and going to liquor stores

"Someone needs to do Frankie Valli's "Sherry" in a liquor store singing to a bottle. I'd totally watch that on Youtube."
Hey, I think I found a karoke video of Suaiden from 2008 singing "Sherry"... enjoy! 
 



" I should have realized a long time ago, that’s just who he is. Have a beer on me, Minas. It’s all you tonight."

No thanks, I don't really drink, and besides you need your beer more than I do, right ? You may want to change the word "like" to "love" but here's something to watch and sing along with while your chugging, my Jolly Good Fellow

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Friday, September 5, 2014

ASYLUM GIVEN TO FALSE ELDER FROM AN ASYLUM

REGURGITATED MILAN SYNOD GAVE ASYLUM TO FALSE ELDER FROM AN ASYLUM

JOSEPH SUAIDEN: "And that’s the story of how Minas became an obsessive ROCOR refugee, a cranky Yankee, a guy who personally slagged me with rumors and second hand information, and finally attacked a saintly elder with false accusations placed by an OCA bishop"

The "Saintly Elder" is one Theodore Irtel who spent  his final years as a resident of the regurgitated Milan Synod's Abbey of the Holy Name. I first encountered the mention of this man when I had made a visit to the fake weeping icon, pedophile monk Christ of the Hills "Monastery" in Blanco, Texas in 1997. The so called monks there regarded him as some living saint and had made a icon of him from this photo depicting  him with a shinning heavenly light engulfing his face . 
Isn't it weird how birds of a feather flock together ?
They had this "icon" prominently displayed there, also copies they were peddling in their gift store. Here are some web links about him and them:






THE ORIGINAL ABBEY OF THE HOLY NAME WEBSITE, WITH THE REFERENCE   TO THEODORE IRTELL LIVING THERE THE LAST 7 YRS. OF HIS LIFE HAS BEEN REMOVED. I THINK THEY MAY HAVE THOUGHT BETTER OF KEEPING IT UP. HOWEVER YOU MAY STILL ACCESS THE PAGE HERE:

ONE OF THEIR "MONKS" SYMEON BAR YOHANAN aka EX "HIEROMONK" SIMON SALOS  SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN KICKED OUT OR LEFT THEM FOR GREENER VAGANTE PASTURES. HE HAD A FACEBOOK PAGE THATS ALSO BEEN REMOVED
SYMEON WAS (IS) THE MAIN PUSHER TO MAKE IRTELL A MILAN SAINT. 

SEEMS LIKE ANOTHER VAGANTE GROUP, ST. ISAAC SKETE, A OFFSHOOT OF CHRIST OF THE HILLS "MONASTERY" ALSO VENERATE IRTEL AS A SAINT

 JOSEPH SUAIDEN: "and helps attack my bishop with lies and false assertions."

If it can be actually be proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt that Suaiden's Met. John's claim of knowing St. Met. Philaret personally and being asked to and giving him a promise of any sort is in fact true, and not a fib, then I will gladly and humbly offer my sincere apology.


Tuesday, September 2, 2014

JOE'S "REPLACEMENT NAME"


On Ecafe, he admits he used the alias Joseph Mahomond-Suaiden. Actually in 1999 he was going by "Joe" and using a different spelling of Suaiden also, as in "Joe Mahomond Swaydyn"
I must say this reminds me of our current president who used to go by the name "Barry Soetoro". Maybe it's a Muslim thing, as Joe's father was a Muslim. Joe says in the same posting his father was an agnostic, but, he actually had related the story to me differently at an earlier time.
 Not a Muslim ? well that's not true either, Joe himself told me in our first, and only face to face meeting that his mother was Roman Catholic and his father a Muslim but that he, Joe, wanted to join the Orthodox Church. Years later when I worked for NFTU, I asked him again about his father. He told me his father grew up a Muslim, fell away and became agnostic, then some time before he died he got religious again wanted to return to his Muslim roots by making a pilgrimage to Mecca. But he was unable to do so because of the costs involved. Now why would an agnostic want to make a pilgrimage to Mecca?

Re: Metropolitan Evloghios of Milan

Postby Suaiden » Wed 16 March 2011 3:42 am
May as well correct a couple of things.
mmcxristidis wrote: Oh wow, let me think.... Hmmmm, I really don't see why I should apologize, more like it should be the other way around I think. I haven't slandered Joe Mahmoud Suaiden as far as I can tell.
"First off, without getting into a deep discussion of my name (it's not a middle name, it's a replaced *last* name from three generations ago), it's not "Mahmoud". It's "Mahomond". That's the first point. As in "Mahomond-Suaiden".
  http://www.euphrosynoscafe.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=9093&start=105